In a world where you have inexhaustible wisdom,
where the physician heals and nature makes well.
You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
Wish you a good journey.
Spoon of sauce for the day:
if less is more, more is taco.
Love,
Sauce
Friday, November 28, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
baba ganoush
cold feet are a sign of jupiter.
Jupiter is a sign of dinosaurs.
dinosaurs is a sign of dark chocolate covered raisons.
If I bought you some love(covered in dark chocolate)
would you stay once you got past the chocolate covered part?
Spoonful of True Sauce for this day:
People who have 6 fingers say "High six!" in stead of "High five!"
(I say "High six!")
Love,
Sauce
Jupiter is a sign of dinosaurs.
dinosaurs is a sign of dark chocolate covered raisons.
If I bought you some love(covered in dark chocolate)
would you stay once you got past the chocolate covered part?
Spoonful of True Sauce for this day:
People who have 6 fingers say "High six!" in stead of "High five!"
(I say "High six!")
Love,
Sauce
Thursday, November 20, 2008
It just so happens.
If I bought a house for my unicorn
I would fill the fridge with apple sauce and furbys.
On Wednesdays we could go for a walk into town
people might be confused....
what will they do when it starts to rain dried pineapple chunks?
Cranberries are jealous of pineapples,
Too bad Saturday couldn't last until Wednesday.
Too bad that Wednesday was never suppose to happen
because I wrote this sauce on a Thursday.
Spoonful of True Sauce for the day:
Paleontologists don't eat artichokes.
(I do)
-Sauce
I would fill the fridge with apple sauce and furbys.
On Wednesdays we could go for a walk into town
people might be confused....
what will they do when it starts to rain dried pineapple chunks?
Cranberries are jealous of pineapples,
Too bad Saturday couldn't last until Wednesday.
Too bad that Wednesday was never suppose to happen
because I wrote this sauce on a Thursday.
Spoonful of True Sauce for the day:
Paleontologists don't eat artichokes.
(I do)
-Sauce
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Title of article
To whom it may concern:
Saucy pancakes made my mother multiply. I wonder if she knows what that means…This could lead to one complicated Nae-Nae Holidae. The last time that happened Charlie fought for the right to make hot pockets with Jesus. He tried hard not to let Bertha into the microwave…but that was a hopeless cause. She went diving for the hot pocket only to find that the hot pocket was in Iran. That was the night we lost Bertha...sad day.
I hope tomorrow we can fly ham in the sky…just like kites except more honey. I think that Korea already does this although I think they are lying about it for the press.
I dislike when people throw corn at me, just because wear a t-shirt that says “baby on board”: doesn’t mean they can get my grill chock full of corn. Jeeze – What’s going on in the world? REALLY!! Can’t we all just make pencils and scarf’s and be content with the fact that Marth Stewart is a cyborg from the planet BR764? I mean…come on!
What ever happened to Tiffany? Tulumptuous bulbs made of tulum once told me not to make that face with rice. I said back: Hey, you can go fly a ham bone scarf in Korea!” not in a mean way, but in a, “tomorrow is my pet uncle Giraffe’s birthday” kinda way.
Just to let you in on a little secret: Sally dropped the secret sauce on Geraldines left nipple…pretty precise, right ? I told her that she was in big trouble with the Sassy Mc Titty Nae-Nae. To which she laughed and said “Sun dried tomatoes can only dry in the sun!!” This alarmingly true statement threw me for a loop.
Velcro is made of a bunch of loopty connecty things – I would marry it is I could…if that makes sense to you… then we are soul mates.
So, lets get back to planet BR764 – how about their ice crème parlor? I went there once, maybe in the 70’s, with my favorite tire collection (Let’s not even begin to talk about the airfare) They make great sidewalks on BR764, every time you need a tickle tackle a steak and cheese sub comes out from under the side. This leads me to believe that thunder does only happen when it’s raining.
I wonder why they have so many hooter schnitzels…I mean…hooter schnitzels are made in Holland. Do you mean to tell me that they import all of their schnitzel? PLEASE!I DON’T BELIEVE THAT! But I do believe that. Only because I bought a bus on Tuesday and it has the ability to go sideways! HOW RIDICULOUS…RIGHT?! Geraldine told me that this was potentially a risk for the Guamnese population in Peru. I think she’s full of it…big time. It’s a wonder that she works for the F.A.A. How can she tell me my pinky is made out of green mint jelly? Who does she think she is?!
So…I wanted to tell you all first before I told Madona – I’m pregnant. I wonder if it’s an alien’s way of saying… “hey, let me in on that chex mix” To that I say “No rules…just right!” (The out back steak house totally took that saying from me…rude…right?)
Thought for the day:
The great Lilly Tomlin once asked:
“If peanut oil is made out of peanuts, and olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?”
I will give you a pet zebra names Sass Pants if you can answer this.
Love,
Sauce
Are you in need of sauce in video form?
Visit www.youtube.com/BrandonsSauce
Saucy pancakes made my mother multiply. I wonder if she knows what that means…This could lead to one complicated Nae-Nae Holidae. The last time that happened Charlie fought for the right to make hot pockets with Jesus. He tried hard not to let Bertha into the microwave…but that was a hopeless cause. She went diving for the hot pocket only to find that the hot pocket was in Iran. That was the night we lost Bertha...sad day.
I hope tomorrow we can fly ham in the sky…just like kites except more honey. I think that Korea already does this although I think they are lying about it for the press.
I dislike when people throw corn at me, just because wear a t-shirt that says “baby on board”: doesn’t mean they can get my grill chock full of corn. Jeeze – What’s going on in the world? REALLY!! Can’t we all just make pencils and scarf’s and be content with the fact that Marth Stewart is a cyborg from the planet BR764? I mean…come on!
What ever happened to Tiffany? Tulumptuous bulbs made of tulum once told me not to make that face with rice. I said back: Hey, you can go fly a ham bone scarf in Korea!” not in a mean way, but in a, “tomorrow is my pet uncle Giraffe’s birthday” kinda way.
Just to let you in on a little secret: Sally dropped the secret sauce on Geraldines left nipple…pretty precise, right ? I told her that she was in big trouble with the Sassy Mc Titty Nae-Nae. To which she laughed and said “Sun dried tomatoes can only dry in the sun!!” This alarmingly true statement threw me for a loop.
Velcro is made of a bunch of loopty connecty things – I would marry it is I could…if that makes sense to you… then we are soul mates.
So, lets get back to planet BR764 – how about their ice crème parlor? I went there once, maybe in the 70’s, with my favorite tire collection (Let’s not even begin to talk about the airfare) They make great sidewalks on BR764, every time you need a tickle tackle a steak and cheese sub comes out from under the side. This leads me to believe that thunder does only happen when it’s raining.
I wonder why they have so many hooter schnitzels…I mean…hooter schnitzels are made in Holland. Do you mean to tell me that they import all of their schnitzel? PLEASE!I DON’T BELIEVE THAT! But I do believe that. Only because I bought a bus on Tuesday and it has the ability to go sideways! HOW RIDICULOUS…RIGHT?! Geraldine told me that this was potentially a risk for the Guamnese population in Peru. I think she’s full of it…big time. It’s a wonder that she works for the F.A.A. How can she tell me my pinky is made out of green mint jelly? Who does she think she is?!
So…I wanted to tell you all first before I told Madona – I’m pregnant. I wonder if it’s an alien’s way of saying… “hey, let me in on that chex mix” To that I say “No rules…just right!” (The out back steak house totally took that saying from me…rude…right?)
Thought for the day:
The great Lilly Tomlin once asked:
“If peanut oil is made out of peanuts, and olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?”
I will give you a pet zebra names Sass Pants if you can answer this.
Love,
Sauce
Are you in need of sauce in video form?
Visit www.youtube.com/BrandonsSauce
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