What's that Itch?

This time I asked Judy to close the can of Paris.
She neglected to do it.
So I rolled up my Nutella filled crepe
Uncle Ryan makes world famous crepes
Most of them contain cheetah byproduct.
Don't tell a soul.
I believe it strikes the birthmark with a grundle,
then rolls around in glitter of Jesus.
Judy collapsed into her left inverted nipples favorite neon green blow-up love seat.
Which never witnessed love - because those nips were incapable of love to the third degree